Fire Crotch what?

Paris Hilton and her stuck up oily heir friend Brandon Davis were out last night and in Brandon's drunken condition he said a bunch o' crazy shit about Lindsay Lohan. If you follow this crap you's know that Miss Lindsay has been fooling around with Paris's ex. Anyhoo, he was making crazy comments about how nasty she was, how she was only worth 7 M, how pathetic is that. She is trash that lives in a hotel, ect. But then he called her a fire crotch. Whoa. I don't know what a fire crotch is or what Lindsay can do, but if it is simuliar to what I found on google images, then that's pretty krunk.
That was the only funny thing he said the rest of it was rude and obnoxious with dirty little Paris egging him on, the video is all over the web.
If Lindsay is worth 7 million dollars because she earned it and has put herself on a coke budget then in my opinion its more admirable than someone like Brandon Davis. Who is an heir to an oil fortune and just came out with some psuedo jean line.
Lindsay may be a little crackhead, but she works hard for her money.