Saturday, May 06, 2006

A new phenomenon.

A recent consideration: The Penis Per Pound.
A rather thin (male) friend was telling me how men are judged unfairly on first glance. When a man walks up to you, you can tell if he's tall, balding, good looking, skinny, ect. You cannot tell if they are funny or smart, which is important to me, but we are talking about the vanity stuff here.
His solution was a Penis Per Pound ratio. Which is exactly what it says it is. A measurement of your body weight and what percentage of that is made up of penis weight.
Now how you let someone know this, or work it into conversation, that is still being considered.
But it does have merit, lets say your 6 ft. tall, 200 lbs, and have a 2.6% penis per pound ratio. How do you stack up to your counterpart with stats like this: 5 ft. 7, 120 lbs of manliness and a 12.5% penis per pound ratio?
I am going to get that equation, it was something like the length of the penis x's the circumference, squared, ect.
If you would like to post your PPP ratio, feel free to do it on my blog.
Once I get the ratio up, send your pic (not of your cock), your ratio and a good oneliner about yourself.
We will praise the skinnies and recognize the PPP!
I am sure my mom will check the site, so I am totally serious, no cock shots.

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