They all hit it!

In this incredible story from the The Onion.com, you can find a real sense of community.

347 Locals Identify Slain Prostitute

May 10, 2006 | Issue 42•19

VERONA, WI—The body of a woman found strangled behind Zurbachen's Truck Stop last week was positively identified as convicted prostitute Sandy Huffman by 347 area residents, police reported Monday. "Ms. Huffman's identity was exhaustively confirmed based on height, eye color, birthmarks, scars, hair color, tattoos, jewelry, and, in three instances, dental work," said a spokesman for the Verona Police Department. No arrests have been made in the case, but police have detained dozens of area shop owners, teachers, realtors, bankers, farmers, church leaders, youth coaches, Boy Scouts, and homemakers for questioning.

I went a little further to find some more interesting information.
There are approx. 7400 residents in Vernon, 52% being male.
With the mean age being 39.6 yrs, this lady boinked 20% of the men in the city she could possibly boink.
That is quite impressive, this woman understood her marketing 101 that is for sure. To hit (literally) that percentage of your target market is not easy to do.

RIP