Hell to the No Mark Twain!

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-Mark Twain

I don't know where his dick is. It looks like the part of the potato that you have to cut off.
If he does infact have a penis, does he roll it out and dust it off after a full frontal day at the beach?
Or is it sandy and crusty. eh, crusty cock.
I'm thinking the latter.
Can you imagine him in the sack? I am guessing there is little to no penetration. I mean it's just too much work.
You'd have to be an optimistic and a hard worker.
I just am wondering where that dick is.
His balls appear to be at large as well.
Funny from the dick down or small protuberance down it looks like Britney Spears.
Put your hand over the screen right above his shaft. Look at those thighs, its Brit Brit.