Meredith to jerk off male staff of the morning show?

What a dirty bitch.
I know she's been couped up with that frog eyed Star Jones, smelling her weave every morning listening to the hen's cackle. The biggest nuts she's grabbed in the past year are her own,(Barbara's are small and saggy.)
Maybe she had her med's readjusted and this is merely a side affect that will resolve itself in 4-6 weeks. Or maybe she just wants to cup Matt's nutsack. Or maybe the devil made her do it. Whatever the case may be, it seems that Sex in the Morning Show may be on the up and up. If you get my drift.

xoxo,
miss amor