just for shits and giggles.

one of my favorite websites, I forgot to put in the last little roundup is www.newyorkoverheard.com.

Its just a bunch of overheard conversations, some are funnier than others but I will post a few, so you can get the idea:

This is how Denise should have done it. miss amor
by Newyork Overheard
Chick #1: Heather, look, I did something bad the other day.
Chick #2: What did you do?
Chick #1: Your boyfriend.
Chick #2: Holy shit, girl, that’s so clever!
–44th & Madison

She does have a point. Miss Amor

by Newyork Overheard
A bike messenger almost plows through the crowd at a crosswalk.
Messenger: You gotta look! You gotta look!
Black Woman: Nigger, you look! You ain’t drivin’ no car!

–Union Square
Overheard by: Robin M.

At least shes thorough. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard
Drunk girl: Hurry up! I really have to go bad!
Stall: Hold on, I have to wipe my butt a little bit better.

–The Loft ladies’ room, Columbus Avenue
Overheard by: the scathed person in the next stall over

Tolerance is a bitch. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard
Fratboy: Google Image Search is the lazy man’s masturbation resource.
Suit: If only still images were sufficient to get me off these days.

–86th & Amsterdam

Three is definately a crowd. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard
Guy #1: Get a fucking room, this is goddamn public transportation!
Drunk guy: Why, you feelin’ frisky, wanna join in..?
Dad: Ignore them, Ryan, they’re going to hell.

–F train
Overheard by: Empire Q

No Comment. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard
Guy #1: They are both very happy together.
Guy #2: Yeah, really?
Guy #1: Yeah, he fingers her all the time.
Guy #2: He must have strong fingers now.

–Spring & West Broadway

Google Images causing more problems. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard
Hipster girl on cell: So…do you want to explain the article? I Googled you and all these pictures of this blonde ho came up…You were kissing her. So you didn’t want to mention that on one of the first five dates?”

–Park Slope
Overheard by: Will Graham

LAST ONE

Narcistic Spirituality. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard.

Hippie: What color is your aura?
FIT girl: I think my aura has black and white stripes.
Hippie: Vertical or horizontal?
FIT girl: Horizontal…no, vertical.
Hippie: Is that because vertical stripes make your aura look fat?
FIT girl: Yeah.

–26th & 8th
Overheard by: Armchair Messiah