Paris Hilton's vagina has a mind of its own.

I always see pictures of poor Paris Hilton, trying to convince her vagina not to leave.
I feel really weird typing the word vagina, but I can not think of another way to say it. I don't like the word crotch, esp. describing a girl, does not seem right.
Anyway, it seems to me her vagina is tired of her and wants to get away. I heard it escaped on this particular vacation and was found riding a dolphin, imagine that. So she has to hold it there, its a little weird, but Paris needs that thing.
Maybe she should employ someone for that, it looks like a full-time job.