US Weekly "Best Hollywood Body"

I can totally see what they are talking about.
Forget Carmen Electra or smokin Jessica Alba, its the horse whisperer freak that takes the cake.
Best Hollywood Body my ass, she looks pathetic and frumpy. What could be worse?
And the dumb bitch knew she was nominated, so why?
For once I wish she would get drunk and have butt sex (maybe a donkey punch would do her good?) with Jude Law or some other dog, it would make her much more interesting.
And if not she should start wearing Mom Jeans and call it a day.