I should sue Pier 1 for this!

I have recently purchased a mirror that needs to be hung and is leaned against the wall. I don't know how or why but when I walk past it, it looks like a funny mirror. I thought I saw Brit's thighs earlier. That is not cool, I flipped my shit.
Pier 1 need not be messing with people like this, what if I had offed myself?
I would have died thinking my thighs looked like Britney Spears, died in vain.

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