But I bet Nick is a real hard worker.

*THIS IS NOT NICK LACHEY'S ACTUAL PENIS. I AM NOT SURE WHAT IT IS.

Remember that sweet little Texan virgin that married Nick Lachey. Then he deflowered her with his teeny weeny. According to the former Mrs. Nick Lachey, Nick is less than adequate. Now that she has taken it in the butt, from most of D list hollywood, she can form an opinion about dick size or the lack there of. I am sure he does have a small dick, he looks like he would. I can't describe it but really bad imagery is running through my mind. But this dumb cow should never speak of dick size, it is just not done in modern America. It is rumored that she is really not retarted but actually a genius that uses her looks and dumb blond bull shit to create a brand and sell herself. I am here to rebute that rumor, the chick is not right.
Here are her two horrfying quotes, I hope she goes away soon.

"Jessica Simpson has been quoted by Times magazine saying "Nick Lachey didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."

Her diarrhea of the mouth continues.

On August 1st, 2006(2 days ago) Jessica Simpson was once again quoted saying more 'trash' about her ex-husband, she was quoted saying, "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."

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xoxo,
miss amor