Joe Simpson is a big old perv.

Joe Simpson, the manager of both Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, is really into his daughters. He used to be a Baptist Minister in Texas until he sold his soul to the devil and his daughters to America. Not even a year ago, he made a most disturbing comment on the size of Jessicas tits. Something to the effect of how can you not notice those suckers! they are dd's! hard to cover up!
Now he is in US Weekly saying Jessica, who remained a virgin until she got hitched and then poked by some guy in a boy band, (how depressing) and now she can do it until shes blue in the face!
Uhh.