Jessica Simpson is hyper intelligent!

Her mother speaks out and claims jessica is blessed with the intelligence to match a member of mensa and it is said that she plays the blond dumb cutie for the media, that must be the reason she acts tardish at her recent radio appearance for her killa album A Pubic Hair Affair.

When asked the simple quesion: What is the title of your album, it goes a little something like this...

DJ: So, Jessica, what's the name of your new album?
Jessica: Uhhhhh [searching], A Pubic Affair? Public, I mean Public. Man those words look the same. StupidstupidJessica. Oohhhh, my dad's gonna be sooooo mad at mee...

by being sooooo mad, i am thinking it involves Jessica bare back, bent over kneeling in rice and big daddy Joe with his wooden spoon.

Bitch, quit using my mensa line!

xoxo,
miss amor