5 years and they still can't find Osama's ass, but give em 24 hours and Firecrotches Hermes will be recovered.

Here is Lindsay Morgan Lohan boo-hooing outside the airport. Poor Miss Crotch realized her Hermes bag was stolen with over $1M worth of jewerly and crack.
She is really upset, she must have brought back some really good stuff from Mexico, where she was vacationing with boytoy Harry Morton.
But thank heavens it was recovered, crack intact. Firecrotch was so happy she smoked the "special rock."

Terrorist must have good odds in vegas. I wish I would have put my money on Osama's ass a long time ago. That old cat must have skills. He's been eluding the UN with Georgie W on his ass for almost five years.