Nobody puts Daniel in a corner.

Daniel totally blames his little bitch sister, Ashley age 7, and I am fo sho Team Daniel.
As reported by the onion.

Daniel Barriault is serving a time-out for a crime the 5-year-old claims he didn’t commit. Charged with possession of three Oreo cookies only a half-hour before supper and sentenced to a bare 8-by-12-inch bedroom corner for eight minutes, Barriault has had just one thing on his mind while waiting for his release.


This 8 miles didn't do much for old Dan, he's come out of it harder and stronger.

"I may have been innocent when they put me in here, but I’m sure as heck not innocent now," said Barriault, who has served time-outs for a wide range of offenses over the years, including public misconduct, second-degree assault of a sibling, and vandalism misdemeanors when only 17 months old. "They took eight minutes of my life away, eight minutes of playtime I’ll never get back, eight minutes of cartoons I’ll never get the chance to experience—and for that, they will pay."

This kid is either going to end up with a 50K shrink bill or he should just start writing rap. He could be the next 50 cent. He has seen some shit.



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