Remember Beetlejuice? Kelly got me thinking.

You really can't forget a face like that. Beeltlejuice to be a regular on Howard Stern and got famous for getting hammered, fondling guests on the show and really just making a total of himself.
This guy appearantly has a manager and all , check out his official website.
I called to make a reservation and a man like Beetlejuice doesn't come cheap.
2K for his effed up appearance plus his accomodations.
There was also an add on package thing where you could, for a moderate price, add Babyjuice, a girlfriend of his and little more items like midget tosses.
Where you literally toss them.