Don't you hate it when you lose your a-hole?

Carnie Wilson, most famous for her gastic bypass surgery, is now talking about the other sugeries she as had. Including procedures to remove gobs of excess fatness and recently getting a VAGINA LIFT. WTF? Can't we keep somethings to our big fat selves? Nobody wants to think about Carnie Wilson's vagina and its even a more disturbing thought to consider that she had it taken UP (WTF?) six inches. I really don't get it, so when she was fat her vagina was very tall? She doesn't stop there with the sick shit, she claims she couldn't find her ass the first time she tried to wipe it. I am not making this up, I am not this sick. I wonder if they took it off, like they do to nipples sometimes in a breast lift. Can you imagine being in the room when some poor doctor was sewing Carnie's private parts back to human proportions while her ahole is on some tray waiting to be relocated?
Good morning!