Screech needs 250k or he's packing, Oh and he's PACKIN!?!

Screech from Saved by the Bell, recently told Howard Stern in an interview that he is going to have his home forclosed on in 30 days!
I guess he's been waiting for a reunion movie or something, but he owes 250K!
He wants people to buy some D-shirt, at 15$ to raise money for his house.
But here's the good part.
He claims to have a 10 inch cock.
That's what screech says.
Anyway so the moral is Screech may be a homeless man with ten inches of Screechness.
Maybe he should contact Heidi Fleiss, have a child celebrity portion of her stud farm. That's original, maybe Webster could get in on it, that might make me take a little trip.