Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Eat it or your going to have to wear it.





I don't know how many magazines, bloggers and middle class american's is going to ask the question:
"Is Nicole in danger?"
"Health crisis! Nicole drops to alarmingly low weight!"
"Does Nicole have an eating disorder?"
ECT, ECT.

Okay, lets just make common sense and figure this out here.
It is public knowledge that Niocle is a recovered herion addict. So she just has a tendancy toward drugs and additction.
Her on again off again fiance, DJ AM has had gastric bypass surgery. That means his shit is all cut up and he can only eat tiny amounts of food, and that would have an effect on her. Besides that he's a freakn DJ. What do DJ's do, party? Drugs? After hours parties and then to the real after hour party?
I mean really is it that hard to put together.
NICOLE RICHIE DOES DRUGS AND IS ANOREXIC.
I hope I have cleared that up.
Oh and to relate to the headline, Eat it or your going to wear it.
Maybe Lionel should grab his nuts and tell his Diva daughter that she has to eat it or she's going to wear it. Be hardcore, tell the little troll its fear factor style. This is a tried and proven child health technique. Nicole needs the threat, she is obviously not making good choices. She needs an ultimatum. I think she prefers Chloe and Stella McCartney, so this might scare some calories into her.
Hey "We're Country!"

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