The couple that farts together stays together.

Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy are now offically an item, or an items once again, or just having all night fart marathons.
I can imagine their evenings consisting of visiting websites like www.ratemypoo.com, pulling each others fingers, picking each others scabs, comparing boogers, making the most disturbing faces at each other.
Oh and I bet they are the type of couple that drop the kids off at the pool and pop their zits in front of each other.
They are making me feel dirty.