Do they know something I don't?

I surely hope not but check out recently photographed, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
Nevermind, Britney does not understand personal hygenine and birth control.
And you have never seen my ass on the internet, miss infrared. (that's for Paris.)
So stupid question, like they know something I don't but what"s up with Angelina Wicked Witch of the East wigs???