one ream at a time...

This is called enjoying the simple pleasures in life. Eric Greeley of Boston gets his rocks off by keeping the copy machine filled up to the very last ream.
His life is now devoted to the mid-sized companies copy machine and monitouring the levels and usage of the paper, but most importantly making sure the machine is full of paper.

I personally received a BBA, so I took very basic psychology classes. But Eric seems to be classic OCD. He is obsessing due to stress and compulsing on the Cannon 4-in-1.

"Is it glamorous?" Greeley asked. "No. But doing the right thing never is."

Spoken like a true freak, but there's more...

"In the end, it’s such a small sacrifice for a far greater good. All you have to do is go get the paper, pop out the input tray, fill it to exactly the right level, and slide the tray carefully back in. I’m doing my part to make the world a little better, one ream at a time."

I know Paxil is used to treat OCD, let's hope his recent medication adjustment is the reason for the season.

"Sometimes I’ll stock it up even if it’s not empty," Greeley said. "Let’s say it’s half full. Well, nine or 10 decent-sized jobs can knock that right out, so I really have to stay on my toes, be prepared for anything. You can’t wait for trouble to come to you."

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