Deny, Deny, Deny.

Okay Mother, this is for you, your sisters, women your age, whomever John Travolta makes "swoon" and even if Travolta doesn't do it for you, but you use the word "swoon" in normal conversation then maybe you should keep reading.

John Travolta is gay, gay, gay! Just look at him perched on that couch, looking all sassy.
I bet he loves this picture, how he's all matchy with the backdrop. If he wasn't such a fatty I would think he fluttered over there like a little fairy.

He is so excited! He looks like he just farted glitter or something.

The picture below was from the fall. I rest my case.

xoxo,
miss amor