Take notice boys.

Brandon Davis, a sloppy, racist oil heir ruined his friend Paris Hilton's birthday party.

That's what they are saying. But if you ask me he was just trying to get the party started. He has a way with words.
TMZ reports:

Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis did himself proud once again at Paris Hilton’s party Saturday night by throwing flowers at Paula Abdul, who was supposed to sing “Happy Birthday” to Paris. Then, [he threw] the flower-holders. And finally, after asking Paula to “lick my [bleep],” he mocked her by talking in a fake-Arabic accent. Then, Brandon [grabbed] Courtney Love and [told] her, “I want to squirt on you,” never minding that Courtney’s young daughter was right there.

So Courtney Love ran off all offended and stuff. Whatever Courtney, that's probably the nicest thing a member of the opposite sex has said to you in while.

I don't know about the rest of you ladies but a nice guy is hard to find. And "I want to squirt on you" isn't really that bad. It's kind of poetic, it's actually kind of hot.

And Paula Abdul has sold her soul to Oxycotin but takes sudden offense to "lick my dick?" I always thought that's how some really great guys just try to get to know you better.

Are these crackheads waiting for freaking Clark Gable to romance them? Well listen up that just doesn't happen anymore. You got kinda go with it and see what happens. "I want to squirt on you" could just be the beginning of something beautiful. Real love. I'm just saying I have heard some shit in my day and the words of this man brought tears to my eyes.

xoxo,
miss amor