GMILFS!! Say it an't so!

MILF's are understandable. Shit, I hope to be a freakin milf. Not that I want young guys to lust after my old ass one day, esp. my future kids friends. I think the term milf (mother i'd like to f*ck) is really just an attractive older lady. I don't think the MOTHER part has that much to do with it. I know there are pregnant women in porn and all that, but really. That even creeps me out.

I know marketing is having to pull out all the stops these days. Pushing boundaries and all that. So DOVE has decided that they are going to show real women, real old women...in their birthday suits! I was reading conde nast traveler and saw the first ad last month, they just launched the campaign. It was a little shocking to see an old naked hag across the page from a Prada eyeware ad. She was all hunched over and you could see her skin draped over her 75 year old tailbone. She was just covered in age spots, wrinkled up like a nut sack and the scary thing is she was all smug about it.
This campaign has received a lot of attention in the advertising world and some media outlets have banned it.
By the way my favorite is the scrawny black lady with the skunk hair.
Nobody wants to see naked old ladies.
Miss Amor proclaims it GMILFS (grandma's i'd like to f*ck) are NOT the new black.

all the cool guys are gay.

This guy is one of my favorites on you tube. His name is Nickynik and he call this video 'A bit about me..'

Your welcome,
xoxo,
miss amor

acceptable tv.

I saw the commercials for acceptable tv and didn't really get off to it. But I checked out the website and it is hilarious. The show is produced by Jack Black and basically its American Idol style, the public pick the winner.
Here's my favorite, Who Farted?
runner up: Teensies

AcceptableTV

Fergie is piss drunk at the airport!

It has been reported that Fergie was too intoxicated to load her ass on a commercial flight Tuesday.
The Mirror reports:

"The singer, 31, was about to fly from Los Angeles to Britain with band mates when airline staff saw she was slurring her words and could hardly stand. Fergie… drunkenly raged at them and had to be pulled away by friends. One witness said: “She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she [began] drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.”

Let the bitch on the plane. Seriously I have boarded and departed planes in a basic state of comatose.
Once, many a years ago, after an international flight and a gallon of red wine at 30,000 ft. altitude that I didn't recognize my parents when they had come to pick up their sweet only daughter. They were a little worried at first, it was 4pm, I had the gray teeth and purple lip red wine thing going and I was hanging on a 17 yr old hottie, from S. Africa, who was kind enough to help me with my luggage. We met during the flight, when I requested to be moved from my former seat, convinced the guy next to me was a murderer. He did say it, hottie heard it too AND he was from Arkansas.

And there was the time that fine gentleman asked me for my "boarding pass" and i unzipped my pants, dropped them, turned around and grabbed my ankles. I thought he said he had to "smack that ass." It sounds a little crazy, but i knew the airline rules have changed.

But Fergie, I want to travel with you! I think of the airport as an open bar myself.

xoxo,
miss amor

this pic is from when she pied on herself in concert. she admitted it.
and those pics of me floating around the web, the ones where i shat myself at Hobby Lobby are totally photo shopped.