Fergie is piss drunk at the airport!

It has been reported that Fergie was too intoxicated to load her ass on a commercial flight Tuesday.
The Mirror reports:

"The singer, 31, was about to fly from Los Angeles to Britain with band mates when airline staff saw she was slurring her words and could hardly stand. Fergie… drunkenly raged at them and had to be pulled away by friends. One witness said: “She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she [began] drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.”

Let the bitch on the plane. Seriously I have boarded and departed planes in a basic state of comatose.
Once, many a years ago, after an international flight and a gallon of red wine at 30,000 ft. altitude that I didn't recognize my parents when they had come to pick up their sweet only daughter. They were a little worried at first, it was 4pm, I had the gray teeth and purple lip red wine thing going and I was hanging on a 17 yr old hottie, from S. Africa, who was kind enough to help me with my luggage. We met during the flight, when I requested to be moved from my former seat, convinced the guy next to me was a murderer. He did say it, hottie heard it too AND he was from Arkansas.

And there was the time that fine gentleman asked me for my "boarding pass" and i unzipped my pants, dropped them, turned around and grabbed my ankles. I thought he said he had to "smack that ass." It sounds a little crazy, but i knew the airline rules have changed.

But Fergie, I want to travel with you! I think of the airport as an open bar myself.

xoxo,
miss amor

this pic is from when she pied on herself in concert. she admitted it.
and those pics of me floating around the web, the ones where i shat myself at Hobby Lobby are totally photo shopped.