Does it taste like chicken?

I am oddly attracted to freaks, their is something very calming for myself in their presence. This pic has been floating in cyber space with a ton of "ewwww" "thats the most disguisting thing i have ever seen." ect. ect. Whatever, I do this all the time, sometimes I put peanut butter on my stubble and lick it off for shits and giggles.

Required wear for handling certain celebs.

Recently issued requried wear for any person handling Naomi Campbell, Axl Rose and probably Andy Dick just to be safe.

Kelly Clarkson in need of stylist.

I love people that don't conform, I love it when celebrities can really be themselves and let it all hang out. But with Kelly, this is a little too much. No, pop stars do not all have to be starving, colonic addicted twits, but...
when your stomach is fighting against all that spandex.
just someone tell her what i said.
xoxo,
miss amor

Joe Simpson is a big old perv.

Joe Simpson, the manager of both Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, is really into his daughters. He used to be a Baptist Minister in Texas until he sold his soul to the devil and his daughters to America. Not even a year ago, he made a most disturbing comment on the size of Jessicas tits. Something to the effect of how can you not notice those suckers! they are dd's! hard to cover up!
Now he is in US Weekly saying Jessica, who remained a virgin until she got hitched and then poked by some guy in a boy band, (how depressing) and now she can do it until shes blue in the face!
Uhh.