Burn Firecrotch Burn!

Lindsay looks a little irritated. Don't click on this at work.

I bet Jennifer Gardner and Baby Violet are so proud of the video circulating the web that features thier man Ben Affleck making a complete ass of himself

Brad Pitt is full of excuses, fact is Angie won't marry a bitch like that.

Katie fights back and she wants us to know that the pregnancy was the most normal, non-controversial thing imaginable.

Does Jennifer Aniston have a third nipple?

Jen has really had a year. Bitch lost it when the some pervy photographer took pictures of her inside her home topless. So she sued his ass and won, an undisclosed amount of $. The photographer was supposedly 300 yards away and used a telegraphic lens to get the expensive pics of Jen's tata's.
I was just wondering if I should sue those guys who took pics of me! So what if I was pressing my tits and ass against my glass patio door.

5 years and they still can't find Osama's ass, but give em 24 hours and Firecrotches Hermes will be recovered.

Here is Lindsay Morgan Lohan boo-hooing outside the airport. Poor Miss Crotch realized her Hermes bag was stolen with over $1M worth of jewerly and crack.
She is really upset, she must have brought back some really good stuff from Mexico, where she was vacationing with boytoy Harry Morton.
But thank heavens it was recovered, crack intact. Firecrotch was so happy she smoked the "special rock."

Terrorist must have good odds in vegas. I wish I would have put my money on Osama's ass a long time ago. That old cat must have skills. He's been eluding the UN with Georgie W on his ass for almost five years.

What are you afraid of?

Well now I have a new fear, the fear of Scientologist. This is an interview with one of the most controversial religous institutes in the world. I do not know enough about it to really comment too much, but this video below is freaky. Out of freaky religions I don't know if I should be TEAM POLOGOMY or TEAM SCIENTOLOGY?
But I know for Halloween I'll be a scientologist.
Why do they ask such fucked up quesions?
They kept saying the reporter was a murderer, or a child molestor. They kept asking "what are you hiding" and "what are you afraid of?"
Remember crazy Darma saying "Have you raped a baby?" WTF?

PLEASE CLICK BELOW.

The encounter.

Micha Barton is hot...

and white and dimply. She is only like 22 or something. Damn bitch looks rugged. She usually keeps this nastiness covered up, shes good at that. But the crazy bitch had a laspe in judgement, obviously. She looks like she's about 65 years and excited to hop on the bus and head to the casino.

Murder was the case that they gave em...

Steve Irwin, the "Crocodile Hunter" died today as he was attacked by a stingray when he was filming a documentary in the barrier reef off of Austrailia.
That little fucker stung him in his heart.
RIP

xoxo,
miss amor

Can I say I really love Sarah Silverman.

She was so funny at the VMA's, whatever it is she is trying to do, she is getting it accomplished.
She was effortlessly perfect and called out Paris Hilton for being fat and nasty. She said that Paris was "fatter than the fat Olsen twin." And made note that she was only trying to help Paris. I hope she get's a show or something, I'm a big fan.

ps. Paris actually wore this to the VMS's and said it was Madonna inspired, I'm thinking more like chemically inspired but that's just my little opinion.

I just want to add I don't think Paris is fat, she looks hideous but not fat.

xoxo,
miss amor

You know you're really effed up if...

YOU BRAG ABOUT YOUR GED SCORES!

He has already told us he is delusional.
I mean with his "image" and all to consider.
I brag about my extremely high iq to a very few, or if I feel the need to let someone know how fucking smart I am. But if all I had to brag about is my high scores on my GED I would save myself the embarassment and let that be my little secret.
He was quoted in US weekly and on numerous blogs this week:

"I actually got amazing ass test scores on it. Not that it's the hardest thing in the world. But especially the math. I got pretty high scores for...California."

He said it, I didn't.
Just passing on good hard core news.

You gotta work...

Jessica is mensa material, so she should be able to answer the age old question:
"Does this outfit make me look fat?" not really more like a tard.

Kate Moss is getting married: Needles, blood and broken glass pipes, oh my!

TOLD YOU MOM!!!

No wonder Angelina hates his ass.

Smell my finger.

Wouldn't that be funny if he really had smelt his finger for the photographers. I am sure that if I were a celebrity I would make a total ass of myself for the pics. Anyway, Harry Morton, enterprenuer and owner of Pink Taco is said to be taming the firecrotch. Supposedly his sobriety has had a good effect on her. One time one of my boyfriends said that if he stuck his finger in my butt I would be a better listner. Harry seems to be from the same school of thought.
I just noticed this bitch has freckles on her ankles, she's like covered.

xoxo,
miss amor

And then there were 2...

This looks like a card from one of those crazy stores in the mall, with all the fat hoes in the bath and grandma's in lingerie.

Alright, alright, we RESPECT you Aretha, but we don't need to see you see all your womanhood.
Laying those big, fat, black tits on your stomach for others to plainly view is somehow not right, and I ain't lying. They want a big double strapped industrial instrument to hold them still. Why don't you RESPECT your big ole' tits and get them some proper accommodations.

Just my little useless opinion,
xoxo.
miss amor

There should be a red carpet pee test.

These two were hammered at the VMA's. Totally pilled out. Farrah looked a little uncomforable but Paula just had a look of bliss. An opiate kind of bliss.

xoxo,
miss amor