Aiden say it aint so!

John Corbett, aka Aiden from Sex & the City.
I loved Aiden! I loved Mr. Big more, but Aiden was so cute on the show.

Carrie wouldn't be giving love to an oger like this.
He can't rock the vest and from the looks in the northern region it is looking like Mr. Corbett will be sportin a skullet soon.
(see above.)

He's moved from Sex & the City hearthrob, to the pages of www.gofugyourself.com.

Beans and Frank #2 Identified!

It's Borat! From Ali G Show. I love this show and Borat is my very favorite characters by Sacha Boran Cohen.
If you are not familiar, The Ali G show is a comedy with Cohen playing 3 different characters in various skits and interviews. It is crude, racist, socially and politcally incorrect, vulgar, disquisting, degrading, but still ingenious & hilarious.
Anyway, I blogged about this pic earlier and it appears to be Borat in Cannes shooting film for the show. I hope he's shooting film for the show.
Dlisted had some additional funny pics.

Paris blows for charity!

Paris hilton gets paid 200K to show up at a charity benefit to wave to people. The charity was not named, I would like to know who would pay this porn star/heiress to wave in the name of charity. I would think a charity could think of a better use of the money. And Paris is a little bitch for even accepting the dough. But she is a whore so what do you expect.

source www.thebosh.com

This bitch is going to waste that money on colonics and dirty little hair weaves. I bet you mother earth would have given the money back to the charity, with the one demand that her charitable act be published by every media source. There are many ways to whore yourself out you see.

If the charity would have been using their smarts, they would have exploited Paris for the stank whore that she is. Every male that donates 100K gets a blow job from Paris. This is what helping others is about.
Or even this might be almost as good.

Paris is so delusional about her existance, this is what she has been quoted saying about her occupation:

"I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer."

What a dickwad!

I am working on an residental investment property, this is an email I got in response to an ad I placed online.

Pat is too funny, is you want to contact him, email him at patrickcraddock@hotmail.com.

from Pat:
first, there's plenty of sustainable building products on the market. bamboo, mesquite, tree farmed wood. Brazilian hardwood just means trees cut from Brazil's rainforest, which did represent 50% of the world's rainforest. Now there is a huge market for Brazil's hardwoods. It's supply and demand. No thanks for creating the supply.

Second, thanks for tearing down yet another Barton home. There are alot of good remodels, some with large creative additions, that preserve the house and the neighberhood. Couldn't you just tear down houses in the subarbs?

Just trying to get you to think about the things you do.
patrickcraddock@hotmail.com

from miss amor:

look, pat.

thanks for your info. but your points are not only irrelevant but ignorant and i feel sorry for you and the people who have to deal with the likes of you.

i purchased this home in barton hills when it had been completely gutted, in slab stage and was sitting idle for 2.5 years. i feel like i did the entire neighborhood a favor conisdering there was bamboo dangerously spreading from our yard to neighbors. besides that, the yard itself was so run down it was a hazard to the greenbelt, since the home backs to the greenbelt and unhealthy substances were flowing through the yard. this was due to the drainage issues that i corrected. so you should thank me you effin tree hugger.

enlighten someone else, i am trying to do business here and you obviously have no life.

ps. the 1600 sq ft of brazilian hardwoods are gleaming and gorgeous! thank you rainforest!!!

piss off-

miss amor

Introducing Leslie!

If you live in Austin, TX you know Leslie. There are a few people in Austin who get to be semi-celebrities just by being really effed up. Like Leslie. Check him out on myspace! Lots of ass shots.
As you will see in the pictures, he likes to use his sweet little homeless man in a thong act to grope woman!
You know your a high tech city when your local celebrity bum has a myspace account!

She's almost there.

Okay, various sources have been reporting all day that Angelina Jolie, is to give birth within the next 48 hours.
Rumour has it she induced labour because her brother is in town (town being some compound in Nambia), and she had been previously experiencing contractions.
That thing is making its way out, if it only knew who all wants to get in.
Welcome baby Jolie-Pitt.
Hurry the eff up some needy ppl from Unicef are awaitng your pics. Rumor also has it that the Jolie-Pitt family donated the first pics of their newborn for 3.5-5M to a tabloid publication who in turn has to donate all funds to Unicef. Reports are first that People had the photos, then OK! (which I don't believe) and lastly US Weekly. Whatever, someone has to cough up some serious dough for the pic of the first child from America's Most Beautiful family, no offense Zahara and Maddox.

Ouch!

This is one widow who is hard on the eyes.
Courtney Love is fun to watch.
She is so trashy its fun!
She looks like she got in a scruffle over the last hit!
What could it have been? I believe she has an affinity for herion, its an herion induced outfit?
I often wonder what a person could be thinking and I do in her case as well.
Is that some delusional fan asking for an autograph behind her?
He autographs are worth alot less than her photos so I'm sure its nothing to put your time into.
She's really not even worth a post, but I couldnt find anyting better.
She looks sad and crispy. Someone give that bithc some evian.

pic www.gofugyourself.com

www.saveseanpreston.org

This picture makes me feel some sympathy for Britney Spears.

This was taken right after the tossing Sean Prestong incident. In her defense she was all crowded by ppl. and paparazzi (plus i'm sure she was wearing some tack platform flip flops).

She's young, dumb and got filled with some creeps cum. And her entire life is critiqued and documented.

30 minutes after the incident a website and blog were created to save little sean preston. love it!


pic by www.dlisted.com

Yee-haw!

I purchased these boots a co weeks ago, and when I got home I was like wtf am I thinking!

But I have worn them a co. times and am in love with them. They are so much fun!

After all I live in Texas, was raised in the sticks, I am totally entitled to rock the cowgirl look.

Though I never plan to live in the sticks again, I have to admit I realized there was quite a little country left in me yesterday.

I started daydreaming about riding in the back of a pickup truck! Most people associate it with hicks or ppl who cannot afford to fit their family in the front of their automobile.

But when I was younger I LOVED riding in the back of a truck! I associate it with the summer, being with all my friends, hopping in the back of someones truck to go to the lake or something. (Ok, I am digging myself into a deeper hillbilly hole, but its the truth.)
If you have never ridden in the back of a pick up truck, screaming to your friends, with the wind in your face you should give it a whirl.
You'll see why dogs like it so much!

Pray for Sean P!

Britney Spears, nearly bust her big ass with Sean on her hip and another bun in the oven.

Should there not be some standards set for reproducing??

Her and K-fed can do the deed all they want they just need to stop bringing littles ones in the world to eff up.



Can you imagine if your mother was Britney Spears?
Can you imagine how Anna Nicole Smiths son feels? AND rumor has it she is preggers too, by a "friend".
You can watch a video of Britney's latest here.

pic www.popsugar.com

In an update later posted Britney's response to the whole ordeal was revealed.
She is quoted as saying, "This is why I need a gun." WTF? She's a disgrace to southern women, always so trashy! What would she do with her gun, ward off the paparazzi with it? Just shoot it in the air to clear her path?
Thats what we need a pregnant Britney Spears with a baby on one hip and a piece on the other. I think her ignorant husband is rubbing off on her.

This has gone one step too far.

This is horrible. Tom impregnated Katie with his alien dick and left her all barefoot and pregnant. Then he paraded her giant ass around for nine full months as we anticipated the alien spawn approaching. First off the bat he takes her out and shows off her nursing bra! Now he's flaunting her stretch marks.
Ok Tom we get it, Katie gave vaginal birth to your baby in silent and now the kid sucks her tits. (He even talks about it in interviews.) But please quite making a spectical of yourself and homely Katie Holmes, who will be most famous for this stunt.

Fire Crotch what?

Paris Hilton and her stuck up oily heir friend Brandon Davis were out last night and in Brandon's drunken condition he said a bunch o' crazy shit about Lindsay Lohan. If you follow this crap you's know that Miss Lindsay has been fooling around with Paris's ex. Anyhoo, he was making crazy comments about how nasty she was, how she was only worth 7 M, how pathetic is that. She is trash that lives in a hotel, ect. But then he called her a fire crotch. Whoa. I don't know what a fire crotch is or what Lindsay can do, but if it is simuliar to what I found on google images, then that's pretty krunk.
That was the only funny thing he said the rest of it was rude and obnoxious with dirty little Paris egging him on, the video is all over the web.
If Lindsay is worth 7 million dollars because she earned it and has put herself on a coke budget then in my opinion its more admirable than someone like Brandon Davis. Who is an heir to an oil fortune and just came out with some psuedo jean line.
Lindsay may be a little crackhead, but she works hard for her money.

Runaway bride back on the market!

Yes, Jennifer Wilbanks is single and ready to mingle.
Remember this crazy bitch that ran off so she wouldn't have to get married? Then her fiance took her back?
People make things so complicated, the bitch ran away for 3 days on the eve of her wedding, causing a national frenzy because she didn't want to get married. But the happy couple thought it was a good idea to get back together, buy a house and plan the second wedding.
Anyway, she was quoted as saying that she would neither confirm or deny the split but they had things to "work out".
You don't think?

A gansta hobbit!

Hobbits don't smoke! I thought he was a hobbit! A sweet, cute little one.
But it appears in efforts to prove he is a a mulitdimensional actor, he is sporting his "gansta hobbit" look.

It is said that he is very very gay. I don't know about this a gay gansta hobbit. Anyway, lets hope he slaps a nicotine patch on his hobbit ass.



The longer I look at this pic, the more it freaks me out.

I'll take Kate's leftovers.

This is Kate Moss's latest victim.
Russell Brand, a comediene from London.

I googled him and find him to be totally hot and hilarious=perfect.

I am not sure what to say about his crooked big white ass crack, but I'm willing to look over minor flaws.
Supposedly he is big shit in England.

White Trash!

A long, long time ago I found Christina Ricci fascinating. I think I have an affinity for effed up people.

She looks so trashy here. She would fit right in at a trailer park, stealing electricity and cooking crank or something.

Another weird thing is she constantly loses and gains weight. I guess she decided to eat this year, its like every other year she eats.

Music I love today.

I like Death Cab for Cutie, got to see them in concert recently and they put on a great show.
But I love love The Postal Service, Give Up, featuring Ben Gibbard.
The music is addicting. Sample lyrics of Nothing Better, one of my favorites from Give Up are below, but honestly this is one of the cd's I do not skip through.


THE POSTAL SERVICE LYRICS

"Nothing Better"

Will someone please call a surgeon
Who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart
That you're deserting for better company?
I can't accept that it's over...
I will block the door like a goalie tending the net
In the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry

So just say how to make it right
And i swear i'll do my best to comply

lyrics by www.azlyrics.com

everybody was kung fu fighting?

I was telling a friend how sometimes, late at night, i put the sleeper timer the my tv and watch the British Parliament debates. I think they are hilarious. The way they all carry on and ohhh and ehhhh about it all. And they make fun of each other, its actually entertaining.
My friend said if I like that I should try to watch the Japanese Parliament. He said they get krunk and sometimes end up fighting. I have been trying to find more information on Japanese Parliament Gone Wild. But I laugh just thinking of little angry Japanease politicians kung fu fighting!

a little something for the nerds.

There is a cool website Where NASA posts an Astronomy Picture of the Day.








When Roses Aren't Red
Credit & Copyright: Jay Ballauer (All About Astro, 3RF)

Explanation: Not all roses are red of course, but they can still be very pretty. Likewise, the beautiful Rosette Nebula and other star forming regions are often shown in astronomical images with a predominately red hue - in part because the dominant emission in the nebula is from hydrogen atoms. Hydrogen's strongest optical emission line, known as H-alpha, is in the red region of the spectrum, but the beauty of an emission nebula need not be appreciated in red light alone. Other atoms in the nebula are also excited by energetic starlight and produce narrow emission lines as well. In this gorgeous view of the Rosette's central regions, narrow band images are combined to show emission from sulfur atoms in red, hydrogen in blue, and oxygen in green. In fact, the scheme of mapping these narrow atomic emission lines into broader colors is adopted in many Hubble images of stellar nurseries. This image spans about 50 light-years in the constellation Monoceros, at the 3,000 light-year estimated distance of the Rosette Nebula.

somebody has an opinion.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is a cool cat.
pic by www.files-blog-city.com

He was recently in London meeting with Mayor Ken Livingstone. He got his panties in a wad when a reporter from the BBC compared his comments to those of President George Bush, using one of Bush's famous statements, "You are either with us or against us in the fight against terror."
He's not with US thats for sure, his angry retaliation was reported by CNN.

At that, Chavez erupted in anger about being "compared to the biggest genocide person alive, in the history of humanity, the president of the United States -- killer, genocidal, immoral -- who should be taken to prison by an international court. I don't know to what you are referring when you compare me to President Bush."

He added: "Have I invaded any country? Have Venezuelans invaded anything? Have we bombarded a city? Have we had a coup d'etat? Have we used the CIA to kill a president? Have we protected terrorists in Venezuela? That's Bush!"

Yikes!

Maxim we have a problem.

Okay, now for the second year in a row, Maxim magazine has named Eva Longoria the #1 spot on the top 100 sexy woman.
Okay, in Austin, there is a very good school for the blind, maybe the Maxim staffers should look into it. and the deaf too actually. Have you ever heard her speak? She just embarrases herself and her big hot man, Mr. Tony Parker.
I don't get it, at least its rumored that Miss Christina A. turned down the honor, but still. I admist Angelina would have been a bit cliche at this point.
But HELLO, my weimaraner is more beautiful than this bitch and funnier too.
Sexy, hmm who comes to mind. Carmen Electra, trashy but totally hot. Denise Richards is even sexier than Eva, and now since she's a whore too, her sex appeal is up. Beyonce is sexier than eva, jessica alba is, ok, now ill just start listing.
charlize theron
jennifer lopez
scarlett johannson
melania trump
Gisele Bundchen
clearly this is enough evidence to conclude that Maxim magazine is sick and delusional in this choice. Lets start a coo!

Beans and Frank Alert #2.

WTF?
oh ya thanks for the pic DAD!

clearly not his nut sack.

pic by Details magazine

What's Left of me. by Nick Lachey


Watched my life pass me by -- in the rearview mirror
Pictures frozen in time -- are becoming clearer
I don't wanna waste another day -- stuck in the shadow of my mistakes -- yeah

(Chorus)

Cause I want you -- and I feel you -- crawling underneath my skin
Like a hunger, like a burnin -- to find a place I've never been
Now I'm broken, and I'm faded -- I'm half the man I thought I would be
But you can have -- what's left of me.

(Verse 2)

I've been dying inside -- little by little
Nowhere to go -- I'm goin outta my mind
An endless circle -- runnin from myself until
You gave me a reason for standing still
(Chorus)
And I want you -- and I feel you -- crawling underneath my skin
Like a hunger, like a burnin -- to find a place I've never been
Now I'm broken, and I'm faded -- I'm half the man I thought I was
But you can have -- what's left of me.

(Hook)

Fallin' faster -- barely breathing
Give me somethin to believe in
Tell me it's not all in my head
*pause*
Take what's left of this man
Make me whole once again

(Chorus)

Cause I want you -- and I feel you -- crawling underneath my skin
A hunger, like a burnin -- to find a place I've never been
Now I'm broken, and I'm faded -- I'm half the man I thought I was
You can have, all that's left, (yeah, yeah, yeah) what's left of me

(Outro)

I've been dying inside you see
I'm goin outta my mind (outta my mind, outta my mind, outta my mind)
I'm just runnin' in circles all the time
Will you take what's left? x3 -- of me
I'm just runnin' in circles in my mind
Will you take what's left? x3 -- of me
Take what's left of me

Okay, I know Jessica Simpson must be quite hard to get over, esp. when she runs off with your money and balls.
I don't know how many ppl. read Nick's Rolling Stone Interview. It was borderline pathetic.
He was drinking wine and crying like a bitch.
He probably just misses nestling in Jessicas tits. He seems like mama's boy.

Models are interesting creatures.

Merzela Kamizela, is one krunk bitch.








There have been numerous reports lately about models going completely apeshit on flights lately.
I know models are hungry and hungover, but this bitch lost her mind Friday on a flight from Heathrow to NY.
Now, I am not being judgemental, I have gotten so drunk on an international flight that I did not recognize my parents when they were picking me up.
So to each their own.
But this bitch was dancing in her seat, grabbing wine from people and shouting away.
They had to tie her to her chair. Now I can promise this has never happened to me.
Read more about it here.
(pic www.dlisted.com.)

Ignore this.

I am just trying to get some hits on my blog, so I am going to put some words that i hope will attract people, if only accidently.

ehance your breast! enchance your penis! meet locals live! internet prescriptions! vicoden! percocet! xanax! couple looking for fun! penis enhancement, penis enlargement, weight loss pills! lose weight fast! free online gambling! gamble for free here! get a free flat screen! free cruise! work from home make $1000 a day! viagra! naked celebs! naked co-eds! girls gone wild! ameteurs! plastic surgery!

Ok, now I am wondering if this is the kind of crowd I should be blogging too?

I am also here to educate.

About the Fashion scene:
I want to introduce you to the very beautiful English supermodel, Stella Tennant.
I was interested because it was said that she as well as Kate Moss and Sienna Miller are the most fashionable women in England.
Kate Moss and Sienna Miller are household names just across the pond, but I think Stella is more beautiful.
It made me wonder if the reason for her anomity is she does not have the same "American" looks that Kate and Sienna do. She is not blond for one and is gangly and exotic at the same time. Whatever it is Stella is very beautiful, up there with the likes of Mrs. Trump, Gissele, ect. She sounded like a very decent person from what I read, maybe thats why we don't know of her! She's not a little twit, making headlines by passing herself around hollywood, waiting for Jude Law to take her back and she's not crack addict! But I love the brits and their gossip, they are so scadulous and raunchy!

Remember Beetlejuice? Kelly got me thinking.

You really can't forget a face like that. Beeltlejuice to be a regular on Howard Stern and got famous for getting hammered, fondling guests on the show and really just making a total of himself.
This guy appearantly has a manager and all , check out his official website.
I called to make a reservation and a man like Beetlejuice doesn't come cheap.
2K for his effed up appearance plus his accomodations.
There was also an add on package thing where you could, for a moderate price, add Babyjuice, a girlfriend of his and little more items like midget tosses.
Where you literally toss them.

Kelly Clarkson is such a cute little person.

I feel a little bad about this, I am sure it is the wide angle and all the photographers fault, but Kelly looks funny!
I know she's really just short & chubby and not technically a "little person."

But her stubby little arms and big head make me laugh.
Kind of makes me want to toss her!

Gossip du Jour by Richard Johnson


Just Asking . . .

WHICH porcelain-skinned actress shouldn't have worn her hair pulled back when she went to a Broadway play? Instead of staring at the stage, the man sitting behind her focused on her tiny facelift scars. "If she'd kept her hair down, nobody would be the wiser," says our spy. No wonder she's so smooth-faced . . . WHICH middle-aged movie hunk's legendary aloofness is chemically induced? He has primo marijuana FedExed to his hotel rooms wherever he goes.

No. 1: My guess is Marcia Cross, she is kind of obvious. Or maybe Nicole Kidman.
No. 2: I am at a loss, but totally jealous.

I have three quesses...

These two together shouldn't be allowed. Pamela needs rest, shes old and tired. But anyway this is my best three reasons for why these two would be hanging out.
pic from www.popsugar.com



1. Paris needs advise on how to break her news that she has contacted 84 std's and she has even created new std's! (the marvel of science!)
She always knew as a little girl her vagina would be very, very famous.

2. One of their dealers are out of town and, so, you know.

3. Teaming up in a soft porn/reality flick. Just their day to day lives. Producers are planning a very low budget film. Just filming them being sluts and going around being sluts.

She better watch her back!

Jessica Simpson at LAX about to put Daisy, her beloved matching dog into the conveyer belt.
pic from www.popsugar.com

What is wrong with her? Anyway, my thoughts are she should beef up security.





Heather Mills, wife to Paul McCartney and the R. Hubbard of PETA is gonna beat the shit out of her when she finds out.

With Heather I believe this incident would have been just too close and Jesssica is deserving of a smack down. PETA members are like gangsters kind of.
The bitch, Heather Mills is krunk. She got in a fight with J. Lo over the use of fur in her Sweetface line of clothing. The bitch got so mad she started getting rowdy and her prostetic leg came off in the tousle.
Read for yourself.
And you know Jennifer, J. Lo, from the block is a hard bitch.
I'd get the eff out Jessica and your little dog too.

just for shits and giggles.

one of my favorite websites, I forgot to put in the last little roundup is www.newyorkoverheard.com.

Its just a bunch of overheard conversations, some are funnier than others but I will post a few, so you can get the idea:

This is how Denise should have done it. miss amor
by Newyork Overheard
Chick #1: Heather, look, I did something bad the other day.
Chick #2: What did you do?
Chick #1: Your boyfriend.
Chick #2: Holy shit, girl, that’s so clever!
–44th & Madison

She does have a point. Miss Amor

by Newyork Overheard
A bike messenger almost plows through the crowd at a crosswalk.
Messenger: You gotta look! You gotta look!
Black Woman: Nigger, you look! You ain’t drivin’ no car!

–Union Square
Overheard by: Robin M.

At least shes thorough. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard
Drunk girl: Hurry up! I really have to go bad!
Stall: Hold on, I have to wipe my butt a little bit better.

–The Loft ladies’ room, Columbus Avenue
Overheard by: the scathed person in the next stall over

Tolerance is a bitch. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard
Fratboy: Google Image Search is the lazy man’s masturbation resource.
Suit: If only still images were sufficient to get me off these days.

–86th & Amsterdam

Three is definately a crowd. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard
Guy #1: Get a fucking room, this is goddamn public transportation!
Drunk guy: Why, you feelin’ frisky, wanna join in..?
Dad: Ignore them, Ryan, they’re going to hell.

–F train
Overheard by: Empire Q

No Comment. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard
Guy #1: They are both very happy together.
Guy #2: Yeah, really?
Guy #1: Yeah, he fingers her all the time.
Guy #2: He must have strong fingers now.

–Spring & West Broadway

Google Images causing more problems. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard
Hipster girl on cell: So…do you want to explain the article? I Googled you and all these pictures of this blonde ho came up…You were kissing her. So you didn’t want to mention that on one of the first five dates?”

–Park Slope
Overheard by: Will Graham

LAST ONE

Narcistic Spirituality. miss amor

by Newyork Overheard.

Hippie: What color is your aura?
FIT girl: I think my aura has black and white stripes.
Hippie: Vertical or horizontal?
FIT girl: Horizontal…no, vertical.
Hippie: Is that because vertical stripes make your aura look fat?
FIT girl: Yeah.

–26th & 8th
Overheard by: Armchair Messiah

They all hit it!

In this incredible story from the The Onion.com, you can find a real sense of community.

347 Locals Identify Slain Prostitute

May 10, 2006 | Issue 42•19

VERONA, WI—The body of a woman found strangled behind Zurbachen's Truck Stop last week was positively identified as convicted prostitute Sandy Huffman by 347 area residents, police reported Monday. "Ms. Huffman's identity was exhaustively confirmed based on height, eye color, birthmarks, scars, hair color, tattoos, jewelry, and, in three instances, dental work," said a spokesman for the Verona Police Department. No arrests have been made in the case, but police have detained dozens of area shop owners, teachers, realtors, bankers, farmers, church leaders, youth coaches, Boy Scouts, and homemakers for questioning.

I went a little further to find some more interesting information.
There are approx. 7400 residents in Vernon, 52% being male.
With the mean age being 39.6 yrs, this lady boinked 20% of the men in the city she could possibly boink.
That is quite impressive, this woman understood her marketing 101 that is for sure. To hit (literally) that percentage of your target market is not easy to do.

RIP

A few of my favorite things...

I live in Austin, TX and there is some really cool shopping here.
Below are just a few of my favorite places.

Therapy
1113 S. Congress Ave. Austin, TX 78704
512-326 2331
www.therapyclothing.com
info@therapyclothin.com
designer clothing, cool accessories, very nice sales

right next door,

goodie two shoes
1111 S. Congress Ave. Austin, TX 78704
512-443-2468
tons of boots, hats, belts, lots of trendy and fun stuff. THE BEST SALES.

and my very favorite at the moment,

STRUT
two locales for you,
2200 S. Lamar Austin, TX 78704
512-326-2303
and
3100 S. Congress Austin, TX 78704
512-707-1523

strutshop@aol.com

They have everything I want right now, really cool stuff.

What is wrong with Donna Martin?

aka Tori Spelling, who is most recently making headlines for marrying McDermott, (photographed together recently.)in Figi over the weekend.

But its not just for marrying, its for marrying two weeks after her divorce to her first husband was finalized and stealing some baby daddy from 8 month pregnant Mary Jo Eustace.

But don't cry for Mary Jo, she is releasing a book entitled, "My husband left me for Tori Spelling." She must really hate herself.

Tori will always be most famous for her daddy, her horrid boob job and when she just opens that horse head of hers. As below:

Recently publised in US Weekly, she states,
"I got divorced and now I'm getting married...Please, it's Hollywood."

Don't we all wish we could just say "Please, its Hollywood."
I want to be able to have an excuse for my actions, I just say "Please?"

Could he be on to something?

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, had an insane comment about Condoleeza Rice's sex life, or lack there of.
He claims she is frustrated sexually and this is contributing to her bad choices while running our nation! I can't have this, I don't see why President Clinton doesn't render his services.

Why don't they just cut the crap let the White House expense her a rabbit, if it was good enough for Samatha Jones, it should do the trick.

Or why don't we have a fundraiser and send the bitch to Heidi Fleiss Stud Farm in Arizona?

Do it for your country,
the red, white & the blue,
Do it for Condoleeza,
that bitch needs some too.

Any volunteers?

Dlisted "Caption It" contests

Click here to see why Dlisted is my favorite site, MK is hilarious.

by the way, my nic is ismene!
xoxo,
miss amor

This is why I love blogs.

We destroyed Mission Impossible 3!
www.perezhilton.com

sorry keri, but tom deserved it, knocking up poor katie holmes for publicity. using the fact that america once adored him as a platform to preach his beliefs. he needs to go away for awhile.
It is interesting that bloggers have the power that they do. obviously, not me, since, NOBODY is coming to my blog yet. But at your computer you can give opinions to hundreds of thousands per day. With all the comments and forums you begin to have somewhat of a community and this is proof that it is changing public persona.
Really, news is a little late if your in the blog community, magazines are for reference and the newspapers are for tradition. You can find anything you want, the moment it happens online.
Bloggers unite!

Don't shake your cock at her!

This chick smells a dick and shes ovulating all over the place!

I guess the delay in announcement was due to the impending child protective services investigation? Mama had to make sure she little Sean Preston was gonna be alright after she dropped him on his head!
Like we didnt know her big ass is preggers, shes rubbing her big belly and wearing mumu's again.
Oh well, I have never cared about Britney.
If your not from planet earth, the father is the heavily sedated rapper that lives in a kingdom I posted about earlier. Bummer that the THC won't kill his sperm, that potent shit is like bamboo!

Hulk Hogan's little girl.

Brook Hogan, is all effed up and has a gansta grill!
What do you expect, really being the offspring of the Hulk?

To be honest I didn't expect a diamond grill.

I know they must be gaudy in the Hogan family.
But damn, thats a fierce smile.

Memories...

This statue is in Belgium, I had a chance to visit it while backpacking. The kid supposedly peed on a fire that saved the city! Now he has a little fountain and pee statue to remember those fierce peeing skills.
Where was this kid September 11th?

Anyway it also reminds me of the time my family and I were on vacation. I was probably 6 and my little brothers were very young. We were at the pool one day and my 3 year old brother whispered to me that he had to pee. I didnt want to take his ass so I told him to go in the pool.
I should have explained.
30 seconds later my brother has his member pointed right under the diving board and is taking a nice, long pee. It is still one of my fondest childhood memories.

Must Watch.

I do not have a regular tv schedule, can't really plan for it and am very bad at commitment.
But, if you can afford extended cable and have the time on friday evenings to catch the Chelsea Handler Show on E Network, it is advised. She is insanely hilarious. She does a little stand up and some really funny skits and stuff. She is extremely crass, borderline sick and has no regard for political correctness, it is quite soothing actually.

this is why i love the onion.

onion article, my compliments.
xoxo,
miss amor

Will Mother Earth have her baby already?

Angelina needs to go ahead and have that kid, I want to hear how freaky this shit gets!!

Jessica, please, not in public.

Okay confusing tuna and chicken is kind of cute, or something. But grabbing your crotch and tugging at that thing in public is not acceptable.
I know she wants to be comfortable in "her own skin." But that really doesn't include cramming your hand in your private while the papparrazis are out. She knows that she is being photographed. You have to wonder what she is thinking. I shouldn't be so hard on her, she could be retreiving something "out of her skin". Maybe she broke that thing, she does look very uncomfortable.

Dry Humping-the ultimate sign of love.

Maybe Sabrina the Teenage Witch, that birthed like a week ago, doing it in public is not good. But I have to ask is leg-humping making a comeback?

I have to admit, I have heard more tales of lustful leg-humping lately.

If this is indeed the case and dry sex has made its way to the red carpet, there is no stopping this new pda.

You can hump the shit out of anyones leg anywhere and I do not think its against the law.

Reach out and hump someone today!

bartering, the old tradition is not lost.

I have wondered why people do not barter more often. I used to barter with my roommate in college, I would type her papers and she was a massage therapist, so we would barter our services and were both happy.
But recently a friend was buying a bag of pot and like most, with the price of gas and all, he was trying to talk the dealer down on his prices.
Hell no, said the dealer, unless you have some porkchops. Little did he know the buyer had (don't ask me why) pork chops in his car. A pork chop for a of gram of kind bud is not a bad deal.
All parties were happy with the transaction.
I am not saying offer drug dealers pork chops, but you never know.

check these out.

There are some really funny blogs/websites out there,
I am going to add links to them shortly.
But for now check these out:
Dlisted (my fav.)
Go Fug Yourself
PerezHilton (once blogger, now celebrity himself, he always has the lastest news.)
i dont like you in that way
Egostic
The Onion (very funny news)
Skinny Website (these people are obsessed)
Gawker
Pink is the New Blog (love this guy, wish he was straight, for my own selfish reasons.)

There is more where that came from, but these are definately the mentionables.

And the show goes on...

Poor Katie, Free Katie, whatever your belief is, please let there be an intervention. I don't think shes going to make it at this rate. Tom made her show her nursing bra! She looks wretched and like shes making a silent plea with the public to Save her ass. And that little pansie Tom is wearing high heels. I mean really. This is absurdity at an heightened level. I didnt understand why it wasnt brought up more, that Katie was (SUPPOSEDLY) a virgin when big Tom came into her life and planted his alien in her. Poor Katie, I cant wait for the E true hollywood version of this.

US Weekly "Best Hollywood Body"

I can totally see what they are talking about.
Forget Carmen Electra or smokin Jessica Alba, its the horse whisperer freak that takes the cake.
Best Hollywood Body my ass, she looks pathetic and frumpy. What could be worse?
And the dumb bitch knew she was nominated, so why?
For once I wish she would get drunk and have butt sex (maybe a donkey punch would do her good?) with Jude Law or some other dog, it would make her much more interesting.
And if not she should start wearing Mom Jeans and call it a day.

More people should be talking about this pervert.

This man is a freak!
The british courts just revealed last week, the name of an absurd pervert that wacked off in front of a massuese.

Kevin Costner, on his second honeymoon, after getting a massage, decided it was a good move to expose himself to the spa employee.

Then when she didn't hop on it, he beat his meat in front of her. Now thats just shows his mother didn't raise him right.

I hope she makes it to the tour.

This crazy bitch is going to kill herself. She did some nutty shit to half her size and promote her new albulm.
What concerns me is I have yet to see a photo where she looks like she can even hold herself up.
What did she do to herself. I know she made some trainer go outside with her and pose for the papparazzi while her fat ass did sit ups and stuff.

I am not certain but I think being fat and coherant is a little more impressive.

This makes so much sense.

a sample lyric from one of the next songs K-Fed is going to subject us to.

Waitress, could I have another drink please? … I live life like a king, I was extra-stoned. Kevin Federline, I come tight with every rhyme. I built a kingdom down the street from Pepperdine. This marijuana got me heavily sedated. I'm Kevin Federline, America's most hated."

I really don't have anything else to say. This man believes he is a rapper heavily sedated on marijuana that lives in a kingdom by Pepperdine. What do you say?